Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

1: The Assholes In My Head. There are others, of course. There's Hitler, telling me my writing is bad for the Jews. There's my mother, telling me more…

Sep 15 •

Shalom Auslander

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New

It's Hell, Charlie Brown

Chapter 1

Sep 8 •

Shalom Auslander

Position Available: Best Friend

Deadline for Applications: ASA Fucking P.

Sep 1 •

Shalom Auslander

156

Comedy: A Tragedy

Well, there goes another Guggenheim.

Aug 23 •

Shalom Auslander

139

The Dangers of Substack for the Chronically Low Self-Esteemed

Aug 18 •

The Heretical Turtles of Venice Beach

"Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run." – Pink Floyd

Aug 16 •

Shalom Auslander

Welcome to The Fetal Position

Life, said Tom Hanks when Robert Zemeckis told him to, is like a box of chocolates: excited to receive such a treasure, you tear it open, lift a…

Aug 15 •

Shalom Auslander

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Essays, thoughts, laughter, exploratory self-surgery, sin. "Just to spite the world, don’t cry! Just to spite the world, only laugh, only laugh!" - Sholom Aleichem. Amen, Brother.

Books

Beware of God: Stories

Other

A YouTube Series on the Bible

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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