Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

A Straitjacket for Two

On 12,045 days of marriage

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Shalom Auslander
Aug 09, 2024
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I have been in this asylum called “Life” for 19,710 days. It has’t been easy. Let me show you around:

Here there are lunatics shouting about the end of time.

Here are the lunatics shouting “Repent!”

Here are the lunatics shouting “War!”

Here are the lunatics who think everyone is out to get them.

Here are the lunatics shaking their fists at the wind.

Here are…

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