Are Jews White?

A Handy Guide for Lunatics

Some time ago, I was entering a coffeeshop here in Los Angeles just as a stark raving lunatic was exiting. I held the door for him, nodded and said, “Good morning.”

This is what he said:

“Get the fuck out my way, faggot-ass white boy."

Which raised three immediate questions:

1: Was I In His Way?

At first glance, clearly not. Not only was I not in his way, b…