Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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Happy Not Lunatic Day

Happy Not Lunatic Day

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(Note: the following OpEd was going to appear in the New York Times this week, but was inexplicably pulled at the last moment. Or maybe explicably, I don’t really know. So do me a favor and share the fuck out of it.)

Happy Not Lunatic Day

by Shalom Auslander

Given the state of the world, I could use a good holiday. Something happy, something festive, somet…

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