How to Lose Your Love Handles - and Contempt for Humanity - in Just 3 Minutes a Day

ABOVE: Why?

I was on the treadmill recently at my local YMCA, trying to get some peace, trying to have a little “Me Time” (and trying to shed a few unsightly pounds!) when I opened my eyes to check my calorie count, only to discover Anderson Cooper standing in front of me.

“Hello,” said Anderson Cooper. “I’m Anderson Cooper.”

Fuck, I thought.

It wasn’t the …