How to Lose Your Love Handles - and Contempt for Humanity - in Just 3 Minutes a Day
ABOVE: Why?
I was on the treadmill recently at my local YMCA, trying to get some peace, trying to have a little “Me Time” (and trying to shed a few unsightly pounds!) when I opened my eyes to check my calorie count, only to discover Anderson Cooper standing in front of me.
“Hello,” said Anderson Cooper. “I’m Anderson Cooper.”
Fuck, I thought.
It wasn’t the …
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