In Praise of Shitmakers
Imposters of the world, unite
You know what they call a player in Major League Baseball who strikes out, on average, 7 out of 10 at bats?
An All-Star.
You know what they call the pitcher who throws, on average, that many strikeouts?
Nothing.
It’s never happened. Not 7 out of 10, not 6, not 5, not 4.
I’m not a fan of sports, much less sports analogies, much less sports analogies as appli…
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