Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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I was hurrying down the street one afternoon when I passed the window of Uniqlo, a maker of unremarkable clothing for men and women I often frequent, as I am quite fond of unremarkable clothing, when I noticed in the window a remarkable thing: there on a faceless white mannequin was an unremarkable forest green button-down shirt with a purple label affi…

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