Position Available: Best Friend
Deadline for Applications: ASA Fucking P.
From right: Craig, Cash, Dean, Luke
My best friend in the world, Craig Markus, passed away last week.
He had been diagnosed only recently with Guillain Barre Syndrome, which is not usually fatal, and which we had joked at the time was appropriate, as it sounded like a cheap French prostitute.
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