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Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

We’re Way Past Heroin Here

A cry for prescription help

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Shalom Auslander
Nov 08, 2024
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Dear Dr. _________________;

I am writing to you because the _____________ pills, ____________ capsules and anti-____________ tablets you prescribed for me some time ago aren’t nearly strong enough for the extreme fucked-upness of the world at this moment, nor is the street ________________ I acquired by ________ a stranger’s  _____________ in the parking…

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