Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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1: The Assholes In My Head

There are others, of course.

There's Hitler, telling me my writing is bad for the Jews.

There's my mother, telling me more or less the same thing, only angrier and without the German accent, which you might think makes it better but actually makes it worse because at least the German accent is hilarious.

There's my high school Eng…

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