The Bullshit Diet

My New Year’s Resolution

It is customary at New Year’s to make resolutions - to commit, this coming year, to cease our most destructive, self-harming behaviors. Some quit smoking, some give up drink.

This year, I’m going on a diet.

A bullshit diet.

I am determined, this coming year, no matter how difficult it might be, to reduce my daily intake of bullshit. I don’t know what the …