ABOVE: The author at 17, in full period mode.
I was raised by periods. My father was a period and my mother was a period. My ultra-Orthodox rabbis were periods, and the books they taught me from were periods, too. Everything was known, everything was certain: how the world came into being and how it was going to end, who the good people were and who the …
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