Why Do Dogs Lick Themselves?
Because they're writers.
More distasteful self-love regarding my new book, Feh:
Interview with Tonya Mosley on NPR’s Fresh Air
People Magazine excerpt
“Feh” review, The Sunday Times
Interview with Nicholas Lezard in The Jewish Chronicle
Interview with Marc Maron, WTF
Reading this Wednesday at Book Soup in Los Angeles, 7PM. Buy a copy and I’ll write something funny inside it - just for you!
Listen - I hate this as much as you do, and I promise that as soon as “Feh” is an international bestseller, I’ll stop pushing it. The more you buy, the quicker this literary streetwalking ends. And that, I think, is something we all want.
Yours in the fetal position,
S.
illustrations by Orli Auslander
A favorite joke: two drunks stumble along the sidewalk where they see a dog licking himself. One says wistfully, “I wish I could do that.” The other fellow says, “I’d advise you to get his permission first.”
I’m unfortunately not in a position to buy books but I’ve put in an advance hold at my library.