A Final (Delicious) Solution
I don't usually delve into the seedy world of politics, but it is clear to me that our nation is facing two dire existential threats, threats so real and immediate that I cannot remain silent. One is dog-eating Haitians, and the other is Non-Trump Voting Jews. They would seem to be insoluble problems: bomb threats haven’t stopped the voracious Haitians,…
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