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Twisted humor, who knew?

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This was very funny! But God’s joke isn’t on you alone. Think of the insurance adjusters who spend their lives looking at dick pics and approving / denying claims.

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Next fall on Netflix.

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Will subscribe.

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Normally I’m not into reading about pricks, but God as a prick? So funny! Love how you smash through boundaries. I’d say keep it up but I’ll leave that to your fantastically talented wife.

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"As a lapsed Catholic (TM)", I can honestly say that I God is definitely having a larf. Looking forward to reading the next installment. I mean, how did you measure up? You've left us on tenterhooks.

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Let's not mention "hooks," k?

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I’m crying, (pardon the expression) omg.

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You and me both.

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“it's Yahweh or the highway” made me snort 😂

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Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing was ever made.

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Obviously Kant didn't have medical insurance.

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treeeemendous

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protractors as medical devices. This is not going to be a Hollywood scene but it is going to stay in my head way too long.

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I suppose I should be thankful the Lord didn't send me home with a compass and ask me to bisect the angle.

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When I subscribed to this newsletter, I didn't realise I would learn this MUCH about you. I'm a very visual thinker, so thanks for that.

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Oh good. I was gonna post pics...

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😂

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If I like this article, does it mean I like it that you now have a crooked penis or that I like hearing about it?

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That is friggin’ hilarious and very sad at the same time.

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G’mar chatima Tovah!

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Brilliant.

I was going to write "Job-ian".

But I think Job was less angry more despairing?

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Yeah, well, all HE lost was his children and money.

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And he got boils, I think.

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I will never be able to unsee this 😂

Thank you though 😊

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