Less Nightmarish New Year, Everyone:
On Yelp, 2024 and the Spanish Inquisition
ABOVE: The year ahead, probably.
If you’re like me, and I hope for your sake you aren’t, you watch images of people celebrating New Year’s Eve – all smiles and joy and excitement, popping champagne and blowing party horns and wearing hilarious “2024” glasses – and you think, “Are you fucking crazy?”
Are you insane?
What the fuck are you cheering for?
There’…
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