My Five-Star Review For the Amazon Item I Have Not Yet Opened
The RUGSREAL 8x10 Living Room Area Rug Contemporary Area Rugs Modern Abstract Area Rug Throw Floor Carpet Machine Washable Area Rug for Bedroom Kitchen Nursery, 9' x 12' Multi/Red is, by any objective measure, a piece of shit. It’s one of those “Country of Origin: China” Amazon items whose entire selling point is its unrepentant cheap-piece-of-shitness.…
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