Prayer Upon Arriving Again At The Writing Section Of The Local Bookstore

Dear Father in Heaven,

God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob,

Who doth provide for His followers

in their time of desperate need,

let there be a new one.

Let there be a New Release, oh Merciful God,

a new book of invaluable writing advice,

a book filled with never-before-revealed methods,

and long-hidden tips,

and all the cruelly-kept secrets of the Great Novelists,

so…