Red Fish, Blue Fish, I Can't Afford Tuna Fish
(Warning: May contain anal.)
Once upon a time,
in a land called Casholia,
there were two large galas,
two great, big Conventionolias!
And all the Casholians,
to watch they did gather.
They couldn’t afford tickets,
or food for that matter!
They couldn’t afford apples!
they couldn’t afford blouses!
They worked eighteen jobs,
and couldn’t afford houses!
One bash was in…
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