A little kid asked me, " why do they have these big parties and only one person is there...it's hardly a convention." Well, yes I said. It's just a big waste of money. "And if they raise all this money from donations, where does it go if they lose? Do they return it?" Well, no I said. "That's legal? or is that just their job to raise money for nothing." Well, I suppose so.
And they still let you live? Those would-be royalty who say "look at our glorious garments" but walk with naked butt? And you be the boy who cried "No clothes no clothes!!" And they have not yet said "off with his head!"? I am both amazed and so verily verily relieved.
While over the water
We scoff at your pains
The terrible truth is that
Ours is the same
For the dreadful Casholians
Gather each year
In a place, name of Davos
To laugh and to jeer
At the poor little have-nots
Who don't have big boats
And are frantically paddling
To just keep afloat
And to get more Thing-whatsits
That cost green and gold
That they give the Casholians Who give them to hold those Thing-whatsits they cling to
With feverish glee
But the problem is plain as
A zit on your knee:
When you're treading in water
And your hands are quite full
Sooner or later
You feel the deep's pull.
Love it
Brilliant. Dr. Shalom Seuss-ish.
A little kid asked me, " why do they have these big parties and only one person is there...it's hardly a convention." Well, yes I said. It's just a big waste of money. "And if they raise all this money from donations, where does it go if they lose? Do they return it?" Well, no I said. "That's legal? or is that just their job to raise money for nothing." Well, I suppose so.
Leaving this here:
"Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has been polluted will they realize they can't eat money."
(Paraphrased, source forgotten, thanks to Long Covid.)
WOW WOW WOWeeeee! Splendid. Heartbreaking. Scary and rageful. Shalom does it again.
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Enjoyed! Excellent!
Enjoyed reading this
And they still let you live? Those would-be royalty who say "look at our glorious garments" but walk with naked butt? And you be the boy who cried "No clothes no clothes!!" And they have not yet said "off with his head!"? I am both amazed and so verily verily relieved.
The Prez. did not shine
It was too late to play
So they squirmed in the oval
All that long messed-up day.
They looked and they saw stomp in like a brat
They looked and they saw her, VP, fake eclat,
And she said to them:
Why do you sit there like that?
Thanks. Forgot to put in “her” before “stomp”
Thank you, for putting a huge shit eating grin on my face :)) and putting pictures in my mind, that I will not be able to unsee so soon.
"pay no attention
to those great basholias,
where the wealthy Casholias
make their grand speecholias:
cuz’ if you ain’t already rich, pal,
you’re fucked in Casholia."
I didn't say it, Shalom did.
He's not alone in that conclusion.
Excellent as always!
GASP!