"Shofar Dick"

God's Dick Joke, Part 2

(Part One here)

Part 2:

“Well, that’s good news,” the urologist said regarding my photos of my bent penis.

I wanted to kill him.

“What’s your idea of bad news?” I asked, yanking my phone from his hand.

Taking a photo of my bent manhood for my insurance company had been much more complicated than I imagined.

My wife Orli had offered to help.

 “I can hold it,”…