God's Dick Joke, Part 2
I loved this so much I sent it on to many people, most of whom, I hope, will subscribe, including my bro-in-law who will definitely laugh (raised orthodox catholic). Thank you, Shalom!
There's a part 3?! I'm sorry, that's terrible but also incredible news.
So now I know what a shofar is. Unfortunately, my new-found knowledge is tainted.
Shofar doesn't sound shogood.
This writing brings me a wide range of emotions:?ranging from hilarious, empathetic, warm & fuzzy to cringing sympathetic pain. This piece is fabulous
I feel bad laughing, but God this is comedy gold. I really hope you're okay.
It is said that afterwards there is amnesia for severe pain
May your amnesia come swiftly … though clearly not swiftly enough
Hoping you will be ok soon and sooner
Imagine the dick pic... Fame and fortune! "Once the desired state was achieved, I had to somehow hold myself with one hand, maintain that state with nmy second hand, hold the protractor with my third hand and try to take a photo with my iPhone with my fourth hand."
1) OMG (if there is a G)
2) Regarding your insurance company requiring photographic proof: Why would anyone fake this malady?
hooking a largemouth bass.
please tell me that a part 3 is coming very soon.
Shalom, this is such brilliant writing! I'm so sorry for your pain except that it truly makes me appreciate your genius.
When I go to hell, it will be for laughing my ass off about your suffering. Sorry, not sorry.
Everyone needs to read this. I am on fucking tenterhooks... What happens next???
You could not make this up!
“ the image of intercourse with a shofar-shaped penis recalled not so much making love as it did hooking a largemouth bass.”