Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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The House That Wouldn't Download

The House That Wouldn't Download

An ultramodern love story.

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Recently, looking to improve my station in life and provide a better future for my wife and someday children, I decided to embrace the dominant philosophy of our time and declare it my own: 

I was going to move fast, I decided, and I was going to break things.

And why not?

I would be a fool not to!

The smartest, wealthiest people in the world were moving…

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