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The Nazi in the Haystack

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Six.

Six Nazis.

That, if the research being revealed about this is accurate, is how many Nazi Substacks there actually are – assuming they are actual Nazis and not just ordinary assholes.

Six.

Fucking.

Nazis.

There are, if I recall correctly, somewhere in the area of 500,000 Substacks. We’re talking about .0012 percent of all Substacks.

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