Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

The Nazi in the Haystack

An entirely predictable update

Shalom Auslander's avatar
Shalom Auslander
Jan 07, 2024
∙ Paid

(original post here)

Six.

Six Nazis.

That, if the research being revealed about this is accurate, is how many Nazi Substacks there actually are – assuming they are actual Nazis and not just ordinary assholes.

Six.

Fucking.

Nazis.

There are, if I recall correctly, somewhere in the area of 500,000 Substacks. We’re talking about .0012 percent of all Substacks.

One…

User's avatar

Continue reading this post for free, courtesy of Shalom Auslander.

Or purchase a paid subscription.
© 2026 Shalom Auslander · Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start your SubstackGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture