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The Time Has Come For Me To Affix Threatening Stickers To The Back Of My Truck

The Time Has Come For Me To Affix Threatening Stickers To The Back Of My Truck

(H/T to the man on the 405 who inspired this post)

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After much thought and careful consideration, I have decided that the time has come for me to affix threatening stickers to the back of my truck. It is a decision I make neither lightly nor hastily, I assure you, but I have owned the truck for nigh on a week now and can delay the inevitable no further.

Truth be told, threatening stickers were the very re…

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