The Time Has Come For Me To Affix Threatening Stickers To The Back Of My Truck
(H/T to the man on the 405 who inspired this post)
After much thought and careful consideration, I have decided that the time has come for me to affix threatening stickers to the back of my truck. It is a decision I make neither lightly nor hastily, I assure you, but I have owned the truck for nigh on a week now and can delay the inevitable no further.
Truth be told, threatening stickers were the very re…
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