Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

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Thoughts of a Thought Leader

Thoughts of a Thought Leader

"Think, dammit, think!"

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Thoughts of a Thought Leader
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MONDAY

- Third day without thoughts now. Getting worried. Think, dammit, think!

- “It’s important to…” No, never mind. It isn’t really.

- “Always take the…” Take the what, dammit, take the what?

- I had a thought this morning, but I lost it. It was a big one, too - something about cars? Driving? No, that doesn’t sound right. Who wants a thought about drivin…

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