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Ally Hamilton's avatar

Truly what the world needs. And funny as hell.

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C.L. Steiner's avatar

Shalom, you scare the heck out of me. And you make me laugh.

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Shalom Auslander's avatar

Ha. Well, I wouldn't want one with the other.

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Kelly DuMar's avatar

Hilarious and true. Thank you!

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Ariel T. Friesner's avatar

The end says "16" rather than "24."

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Shalom Auslander's avatar

I'm attempting to be as inconsistent at the source text.

Also, rerecording's a pain in the ass.

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BarnardsLoop's avatar

Richard Dawkins wouldn't have said it beter.

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Elizabeth's avatar

Don’t be like god --- I’m dropping this into conversations as a sympathetic nod. It’s confusing but worth it.

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Shalom Auslander's avatar

Great. For what was Jesus withouteth his apostles?

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Remy Bazerque's avatar

What's the film with the crazy wife?

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Shalom Auslander's avatar

Crazy fan - "Misery."

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Judith Vida-Spence's avatar

There are at least some 70 million voters who should take this to heart (if they have one)… Laughing through my tears (or the other way around)

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Shalom Auslander's avatar

Hey Joe - I'm messing around with this new Substack video/podcast feature that's supposed to allow for audio only and text versions; it's in beta now, so those features aren't yet live but should be in a couple of weeks. If not, I'll circle back then and attach the scripts to all the episodes.

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