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Yes.

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I'm dying to serve this up as a d'var Torah at our shul, but I suspect I'd be drummed out of the room. Sending it to all my mischievous friends, though! Brilliant.

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I am so thankful for you today (and every day)

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Oh I love this so much

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Keep cobbling, bro!

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It's what I do.

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Wow. Well done.

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So good.

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I believe in redemption so I hope God watches this and takes note. (and that we both have big, beautiful lightning rods.)

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They have them at Home Depot. Blasphemy Department.

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So little space left for those of us who want wars to stop. So many people acting like an overconfident, vengeful, dickish god.

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Blakes’s Nobodaddy

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Exquisite analysis. Unrelenting blasphemy. Should he be able to view this, Nietzsche would surely be roaring with laughter in his grave.

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Speaking as a devout eternal atheist I NEED THIS FOR MY BIBLE!!

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Meh

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