Archive - Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

December 2024

The Bullshit Diet

My New Year’s Resolution

Dec 20, 2024 •

Shalom Auslander

In Praise of Shitmakers

Imposters of the world, unite

Dec 6, 2024 •

Shalom Auslander

November 2024

My Petition for Someone To Please Kindly Inform Me of the Next Petition, Thank You Very Much.

I'm signing everything, goddamn it.

Nov 24, 2024 •

Shalom Auslander

The Flower That Laughs

On Being Media Clean for Eight Wonderful Days

Nov 15, 2024 •

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We’re Way Past Heroin Here

A cry for prescription help

Nov 8, 2024 •

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The House That Wouldn't Download

An ultramodern love story.

Nov 1, 2024 •

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October 2024

The Man Beside Me At Starbucks Is Fondling Himself

Or, Whither Art?

Oct 18, 2024 •

Shalom Auslander

The Lord is My Capitalist, I Shall Want

Oct 4, 2024 •

Shalom Auslander

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September 2024

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