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Big Mac Day, 2035
A hopeful fantasy to start the new year
Jan 10 • Shalom Auslander

December 2025

A Fucking Mensch
On meeting and working with Rob Reiner.
Dec 20, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
I’ve Decided to Blame the Jews
And it feels great!
Dec 12, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
My Parasite
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Dec 5, 2025 • Shalom Auslander

November 2025

Push Button For Free Palestine
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Nov 21, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
Should I Have Killed Her?
A poll.
Nov 14, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
Jonathan Greenblatt, Will You Please Go Now?
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Nov 7, 2025 • Shalom Auslander

October 2025

Why I Don't Write New Yorker Cartoons #3
Halloween Edition
Oct 31, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
REJECTED #1
Essays of Mine Turned Down By Major News Media. This week: RFK!
Oct 24, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
The Disputed Colon
A story.
Oct 17, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
Horny Slut Mathematics
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Oct 10, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
What's In a Name?
by Incredulous Goldfarb
Oct 3, 2025 • Shalom Auslander
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