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How to Write a Story with AI
Some tips I offer my students.
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Shrapnel: A Love Story
A long time ago, a young soldier returned from a terrible war where he had suffered many injuries.
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June 2026
God Bless America, Or At Least Brooklyn
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Jun 19
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Jesus Saves
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May 2026
Prayer Regarding My Previous Prayers
From my “Book Of New American Prayers.”
May 29
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Bottoms Up
or, How To Read The News
May 15
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April 2026
Why I Don't Write New Yorker Cartoons #4
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Apr 24
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My Fart Theory of God
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Apr 10
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March 2026
A Tucker Carlson Passover
In hindsight, it was probably a bad idea to invite Tucker Carlson to our Seder.
Mar 27
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Everything Sucks, and Click Here to Subscribe
The $ecret to $ubstack $uccess
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February 2026
Homicide Block
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Literary Awards: The Ugly Truth
A Fetal Position Expose
Feb 20
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