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Should I Do Anal?
A Substack Writer’s Dilemma
May 18
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The Existential Threat to Humanity of Brightly Colored Child Handwriting Fonts with Clapping Hands Emojis
There is much to worry the mind these days about the future of our species and planet – war, climate change, further “Ghostbuster” remakes and whatever…
May 10
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"Yes, But What Do the Half-Baked Think?"
Perhaps the trouble with college student protests isn’t the college students protesting.
May 3
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April 2024
Death Camp Blues
Nobody enjoys news about hatred and genocide and anti-Semitism and swastikas and violence more than me, but I thought some of you might enjoy a laugh …
Apr 26
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Pharaohs Aren’t the Problem. We Are.
The Passover story I was taught in the ultra-Orthodox yeshivas of my youth was that of a villainous Pharaoh, a heartless tyrant who ruled with an iron…
Apr 19
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Good Afternoon, May I Help You Choose an Anal Toy Today?
An Essay, Believe it or Not, On Writing.
Apr 13
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Key Data Findings Regarding the Savage Beatings
As you know, it’s been a difficult few years for our project. Morale was suffering, and motivation was low. We were beginning to lose our sense of…
Apr 5
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A Word to the Unwise
Confessions of a fool.
Apr 1
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March 2024
The Period Who Became A Question Mark
ABOVE: The author at 17, in full period mode. I was raised by periods. My father was a period and my mother was a period. My ultra-Orthodox rabbis were…
Mar 22
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Now That We Do Everything Else From Home, Why Don't We Try Living In It?
An idea whose time has come back.
Mar 15
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An Open Letter to the Organizers of the Next Holocaust
To Whom It May Concern; I am writing to you because a friend sent me a link to a recent article by Franklin Foer about how everyone hates Jews and we’re…
Mar 8
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Everyone Is Awesome, Except for Everyone That Isn't Me
Lessons from the LEGO Everyone is Awesome (#40516) building set
Mar 2
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