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November 2023
Ungodly E4 (Samuel 15:2-3)
Why you shouldn't paint with a wide brush.
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Shalom Auslander
16
Notes From a Die-Hard Marxist
(Not that Marx)
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Shalom Auslander
30
Swimming in the Afternoon
Kafka's Defiant Advice for Writing and Probably Also Life
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Shalom Auslander
36
UnGodly E3 (Gen 18:24)
Today's Lesson: Why You Should Avoid Sociopathic Narcissists
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Shalom Auslander
4:23
14
October 2023
May Result in Reduced Misanthropy
"OMG you have to check this out it's so awful"
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Shalom Auslander
78
UnGodly, E2
Why You Shouldn't Murder Your Children (Gen 6:9)
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Shalom Auslander
24
On Q-Tips, Cooper, and Confession
Last night I woke from a mysterious dream whose meaning eluded me. So discomforting was the dream that I sat up, certain it was real. In it, I was in my…
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Shalom Auslander
35
"Shofar Dick"
God's Dick Joke, Part 2
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Shalom Auslander
29
It's Hell, Charlie Brown: Chapter 2
Linus's Story
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Shalom Auslander
3
Introducing Ungodly, E1
A new video series. Episode 1: Adam, Anger, Fruit.
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Shalom Auslander
21
September 2023
Confessions of a Failed Buddhist
A Philo-Psycho-Theological Examination of the Mystery of Why Nobody Has As Yet Punched Pema Chödrön in the Face
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Shalom Auslander
77
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