Archive - Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

October 2024

September 2024

Thoughts of a Thought Leader

"Think, dammit, think!"

Sep 27 •

Shalom Auslander

A Final (Delicious) Solution

I don't usually delve into the seedy world of politics, but it is clear to me that our nation is facing two dire existential threats, threats so real…

Sep 21 •

Shalom Auslander

Red Fish, Blue Fish, I Can't Afford Tuna Fish

Sep 13 •

Shalom Auslander

What If It’s Funny?

The Comfort of Comical Causation

Sep 6 •

Shalom Auslander

August 2024

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