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Nov 21 • 
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Should I Have Killed Her?
A poll.
Nov 14 • 
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Jonathan Greenblatt, Will You Please Go Now?
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Nov 7 • 
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October 2025

Why I Don't Write New Yorker Cartoons #3
Halloween Edition
Oct 31 • 
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REJECTED #1
Essays of Mine Turned Down By Major News Media. This week: RFK!
Oct 24 • 
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The Disputed Colon
A story.
Oct 17 • 
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Horny Slut Mathematics
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Oct 10 • 
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What's In a Name?
by Incredulous Goldfarb
Oct 3 • 
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September 2025

I was out with Satan the other night...
An interview with La Stampa
Sep 26 • 
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American Standard
A grand unified theory that explains Trump, America, Russia, the Middle East and most of mankind's history.
Sep 19 • 
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I’m Published Around the World, and I’ll Suck Your Dick for a Dollar
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Sep 6 • 
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August 2025

Why I Don't Write New Yorker Cartoons #2
The Animal-At-The-Shrink edition
Aug 22 • 
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