Archive - Shalom Auslander's Fetal Position

May 2025

Ambien in the Middle East

3AM at the Jerusalem International Book Festival

May 23 •

Shalom Auslander

Triple Homicide in a German Men’s Room

My faith in humanity has been restored.

May 17 •

Shalom Auslander

Why I Wasn’t Chosen to be Pope

What really went down in the Vatican, from someone who was there.

May 9 •

Shalom Auslander

I Moved Fast and I Broke Things

May 2 •

Shalom Auslander

April 2025

March 2025

My Dog Works Undercover for God

It’s coming between us.

Mar 28 •

Shalom Auslander

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