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Should I Do Anal?
A Substack Writer’s Dilemma
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The Dangers of Substack for the Chronically Low Self-Esteemed
or Fuck Off, George
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The Man Beside Me At Starbucks Is Fondling Himself
Or, Whither Art?
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An Open Letter to the Organizers of the Next Holocaust
To Whom It May Concern;
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"Yes, But What Do the Half-Baked Think?"
Perhaps the trouble with college student protests isn’t the college students protesting.
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The Nazi in the Haystack
An entirely predictable update
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The Asshole Question
And perhaps, for Substack, an answer
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Now That We Do Everything Else From Home, Why Don't We Try Living In It?
An idea whose time has come back.
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The Flag of Fuck You
(Lunatic Reader Mail, July 4th Edition)
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Whoredom
This post is a thank you to my subscribers and readers.
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Pictures of People in Straw Hats Writing in Sun-Dappled Fields
If you’re a writer, you know.
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Someone Has Been Fiddling With The Volume
I noticed it first a week ago, the moment I stepped outside for a walk to try and clear my mind.
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