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Less Nightmarish New Year, Everyone:

Merry Guess-Who-Was-A-Jew-Mas

Pictures of People in Straw Hats Writing in Sun-Dappled Fields

Happy Not Lunatic Day

The Not-Sad Story About the Very Sad Thing

Ungodly E4 (Samuel 15:2-3)

Notes From a Die-Hard Marxist

Swimming in the Afternoon

UnGodly E3 (Gen 18:24)

May Result in Reduced Misanthropy

UnGodly, E2

On Q-Tips, Cooper, and Confession

"Shofar Dick"

It's Hell, Charlie Brown: Chapter 2

Introducing Ungodly, E1

Confessions of a Failed Buddhist

God's Dick Joke

Substackophrenia

It's Hell, Charlie Brown

Position Available: Best Friend

Comedy: A Tragedy

The Dangers of Substack for the Chronically Low Self-Esteemed

The Heretical Turtles of Venice Beach

Welcome to The Fetal Position

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