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Why I Don't Write New Yorker Cartoons #1

Lost Portraits of America's Founders

The Helpless Robot Question

A Hero for Our Times

Prayer Upon Checking One's Cellphone in the Morning

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I Moved Fast and I Broke Things

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The Real Story Behind Why We Don't Have Matzoh This Year

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The Village of Village Idiots

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A Brief Explanation of My New Face Tattoo

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My Five-Star Review For the Amazon Item I Have Not Yet Opened

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